THE BEST PART IS THAT HIS WHOLE LIFE DAVID TENNANT REALLY WAS “JUST A FAN” OF DOCTOR WHO
RIGHT IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING TIPS AFTER I’VE DIED LIKE IF YOU’D GIVEN ME THE TIP BEFORE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING NICE
whenever i try and go back and watch marble hornets i always think ‘nah this time i won’t be scared.’ wrong. every. single. time.
so i was just really in the mood to watch salvation. and i foRGOT THAT SONG WAS ON THIS ONE AND NOT THE LAST EPISODE AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK

the guy i was texting just said ‘women backwards is kitchen’ like why did you have to ruin this.

FUCKING MARTHA DOCTOR WHO IS THE BIGGEST MIND FUCK THAT EVER EXISTED I MEAN LIKE WHY
pretty sure my rommate came in my room this morning. even though i sent him a text saying i wasn’t going to college and for him not to come in. cos i have a faint memory of huffing and closing the door.

OH GOD OH GOD I FORGOT. I FUCKING FORGOT THIS WAS THE LAST DVD
OH FUCK
SOMEINEK HADFLP
SNOODDNODOS
SOSEMEONE FHALP ME

the majority of people who have harry potter characters as their urls are all hipsters who just like harry potter.

my next door neighbour is hoovering his grass right now.
that’s right.
hoovering.

omfg fucking tony or toby or whatever. like why with the fucking sheet brah
why, just fucking stop it.
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through
i don’t understand why i’m not watching the gag reel right fucking now